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Friday, March 6, 2015

We Need to Bring Back the Name Eleanor

“Dawn is such a private hour, don’t you think? Such a solitary hour. One always hears that said of midnight, but I think of midnight as remarkably companionable—everyone together, sleeping in the dark.” “I am afraid I am interrupting your solitude,” Anna said. “No, no,” the boy said. “Oh, no. Solitude is a condition best enjoyed in company.” He grinned at her, quickly, and Anna smiled back. “Especially the company of one other soul,” he added, turning back to the sea.” 
You ever have that interaction? You meet someone briefly, a stranger, and for some reason you talk more openly with them than you would a close friend. Somehow you know, though, that in spite of the brevity of the encounter, you'd see one another again. You had some kind of cosmic link that existed before you met and would exist forever.

Me neither.

But those things happen in Eleanor Catton's astonishing book The Luminaries, you guys. They happen on the reg.


I went into The Luminaries knowing nothing about it, other than I'd just read Catton's The Rehearsal and my head was still spinning. I'll talk about that one in a minute.

I didn't know, for instance, that every chapter is half as long as the next like the waning moon on the cover. Or that the entirety of the novel is built around the 12-month astrology. This is one of the most meticulously structured books I've ever opened, but the story was so good I didn't even notice.

Here's why it doesn't matter: it's just a straight-up crackerjack mystery/adventure/romance story. You've got revenge, opium, ne'er-do-wells, heroes, a little bit of the supernatural. And it only takes 848 pages to do it. That seem like a lot, but I'll bet if you pretend it's a series of young adult novels it will go by in a flash. Peter Jackson could tell the story in only 9 movies.

Clear your calendars, or whatever. It's a big book. It takes a while to get rolling. The style is very consistent, and very victorian. I thought it was worth it, but I'm just a dude with a blog. I'm not nearly as interesting as this guy:
His manner showed a curious mixture of longing and enthusiasm, which is to say that his enthusiasms were always of a wistful sort, and his longings, always enthusiastic. He was delighted by things of an improbable or impractical nature, which he sought out with the open-hearted gladness of a child at play. When he spoke, he did so originally, and with an idealistic agony that was enough to make all but the most rigid of his critics smile; when he was silent, one had the sense, watching him, that his imagination was nevertheless usefully occupied, for he often sighed, or nodded, as though in agreement with an interlocutor whom no one else could see.
Ugh, that guy, right? One at every party.

The thing that gets me about The Luminaries, I mean, aside from everything else I've said, is the book that preceded it.

That's right. You're getting a special Friday bonus edition double-post. This one is super-sized to get you through the long dark weekend (checks weather report) I mean the lovely, sunny weather you should be out enjoying.

Catton's first book is The Rehearsal. And I don't think that in one hundred years if you read both of these books without looking at the author that you'd think it was written by the same person.

The only similarities I can really draw is that The Rehearsal employs an experimental format, though much less elaborate than The Luminaries. There are two main stories that swap back and forth and eventually intersect. One concerns a girls' private school in the aftermath of an indelicate scandal involving the orchestra teacher and an underage student, all told through the viewpoint of the girls' private instructor. The other details a young student trying to get into an avant-garde acting school. Instead of Peter Jackson for this movie, I'm thinking this has Michael Bay written all over it.

Without giving too much away the narrative has a couple other angles that leave you wondering what you just read, but in a good way. Sorta like when I got out of 12 Monkeys and talked about it with my date for an hour afterwards in the theater lobby. Probably getting her into curfew trouble and eliminating the chance for any further dates. Details are hazy there.
I require of all my students… that they are downy and pubescent, pimpled with sullen mistrust, and boiling away with private fury and ardor and uncertainty and gloom. I require that they wait in the corridor for ten minutes at least before each lesson, tenderly nursing their injustices, picking miserably at their own unworthiness as one might finger a scab or caress a scar. If I am to teach your daughter, you darling hopeless and inadequate mother, she must be moody and bewildered and awkward and dissatisfied and wrong. When she realizes that the body is a secret, a dark and yawning secret of which she becomes more and more ashamed, come back to me. You must understand me on this point. I cannot teach children.
 That orchestra teacher's a real peach.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Two halves of the very same thing






True feeling is always circular -- either circular, or paradoxical -- simply because its cause and its expression are two halves of the very same thing! Love cannot be reduced to a catalogue of reasons why, and a catalogue of reasons cannot be put together into love. Any man who disagrees with me has never been in love -- not truly.
-Eleanor Catton, The Luminaries

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

SEGA: Doin' it. Nintendon'tinit?

As a kid there were a handful of things I knew to be hard, basic facts: pudding shouldn't have skin on the top, nobody wanted "purple stuff" instead of Sunny D, and Super Nintendo was better than Sega Genesis.

That this third fact seemed up to debate among my peers was astonishing. And if we're being honest with ourselves, I'm still a little suspicious. Listen. I know that the animation is better in the Genesis version of Aladdin. Big whoop. How's Sonic the Hedgehog doing last time you checked? Ouch.

Yeah, it's a little mean to pick on SEGA right now. I'll spare you the details, but things ain't looking so good. In the long run, if there's a winner to this fight, it's Nintendo. Though like a chocolate bunny in your easter basket, the victory is a bit hollow considering Big N's distant third place to the likes of Sony and Microsoft.

Let's set back that Swatch to the 90s and talk a bit about Console Wars. (Disclaimer: I don't know if Swatches even had a date function and it is still unproven if they are actual time travel devices. Try at own risk.)


Yeah. Every generation has their battle that defines them. World War I had the Lost Generation. World War II spawned the Greatest Generation. My friends and I fought in the Console Wars. I lost friends. We all lost friends. We sacrificed more than just dates with girls. We gave everything. And I'll be DANGED if I'll let those stories be forgotten.

Thankfully, thankfully, Blake J. Harris captured these times in a book. And in the end, you feel sorry for that plucky SEGA of America. They almost did it. They did do it for a while. For two years in a row, Genesis outsold Super Nintendo. And as the book purports, it was masterminded by one Tom Kalinske. The dude who brought back Barbie from the brink of disaster. A person who thought it might be a good idea to make vitamins in the shape of Flintstones. When Kalinske took over SEGA of America, there was a Nintendo in 30% of American homes. To say that they controlled the market was a bit of an understatement. Nintendo was the market.

What Kalinske understood was that people aren't sold a product. They're sold a story.
There was no such thing as a magic touch, and it wouldn’t have mattered if there were, because the only thing it takes to sell toys, vitamins, or magazines is the power of story. That was the secret. That was the whole trick: to recognize that the world is nothing but chaos, and the only thing holding it (and us) together are stories. And Kalinske realized this in a way that only people who have been there and done that possibly can: that when you tell memorable, universal, intricate, and heartbreaking stories, anything is possible.
The story he sold was that Nintendo was for babies. Your little brother played an NES. Sonic the Hedgehog was just so sassy, you guys. At one point teenagers in a focus group were ashamed to admit if if they had a Super Nintendo.

Anyway, Console Wars is fun. It's written more or less like a nonfiction novel. Want to know the story behind the guy who yells "SEGA" at the end of the commercials? Why Mortal Kombat had blood on Genesis but not SNES? What was with those weird black cartridges EA used? It's all here.

Oh, and Blast Processing? What a bunch of nonsense.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Dust of Snow



The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

-Robert Frost

Monday, March 2, 2015

Bookslcub

According to Goodreads, I've read 23 books since my last post. At the time of the posting I was riding (and writing) on the train which was an OK thing to do on a train since I was on there four hours a day, four days a week and my other option was listening to people connect in an often meaningful way and wondering how does someone even start a conversation? Hmm if I look busy I won't feel like the social misfit I've felt like ever since the kids in preschool would butt in line on the slide and I'd be like I actually wasn't ready for the slide yet, anyway, thanks.

A lot has changed since then. I haven't ridden the train for about 8 months now. We live in a new place with some more room and a yard that needs some work. The town is a downgrade in the pizza department, huge upgrade in the authentic mexican taco department, and surrounded by good disc golf places. I still have conversations with myself in italics, though.

The big plus, though? The library.

Listen. Our old library is just a wonderful place that our kids will miss and remember for the rest of their lives. I have nothing but good things to say about that lovely building and its staff (and the addition looks great!). It's a small-town library in all the best ways. But a man has needs. And in this case those needs are only satisfied in raw square footage and a deep graphic novel shelf.

It wouldn't be a book club (and, to be fair, it isn't) if I didn't let everyone join in. So, just to catch you up, here's what I'll be talking about in subsequent posts. Read along if you like:

Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation - Blake J. Harris
One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories - B.J. Novak
The Sisters Brothers - Patrick deWitt
The Rehearsal - Eleanor Catton
The Luminaries - Eleanor Catton
Salvage the Bones - Jesmyn Ward
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
Shouldn't You Be in School? - Lemony Snicket
The Long Goodbye - Raymond Chandler
The Screaming Staircase/The Whispering Skull - Jonathan Stroud
The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher: Hilary Mantel
Under the Bright Lights - Daniel Woodrell
Winter's Bone - Daniel Woodrell
The Thing About Luck - Cynthia Kadohata
Tomato Red - Daniel Woodrell
Purple Hibiscus - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Frog Music - Emma Donaghue

Or don't. I'm not your dang boss. YET.